I had lunch with friends today and somehow the topic was sex. It is always the favorite subject…I think we are all just talking too much about it and not having enough. I pledged myself to attack my husband today. Nah scratch that…Maybe this weekend.
You see life is way to busy right now. There are lots to do with work, kids, pets, freelance work, friends, must see TV, blogging time and on top of that brain training with Brain Age. I realized I was getting too forgetful so I gave in and bought this game for the Nintendo DS game. A cute Japanese man in the screen guides you long and he makes me do math exercises, read out loud and do these weird puzzles. I f I miss one day he turns nasty and threaten me. His promise is that my brain will remember more things and be more useful. I look at the little Japanese man and I think to myself…I am sure you got a tiny one. I know, I know, everything is about sex.
But really, my starting brain age was 80 years old. Shit I thought I gotta get a younger brain. After a few days of the game the brain age wend down so I see the possibilities. Maybe Nintendo should do a pocket game for inducing erotica and helping couples get in the groove. Can you imagine that? I would buy it. There would be no more sex procrastination in my house. It would be a little hard to explain to the kids though. Mom must use the game…alone. Now it’s dad’s turn… alone. Now we need some time alone. Go do your homework; mommy and daddy are doing theirs. Ha!
I can see that several of my girlfriends would buy such a gadget. Probably the same ones that own the Rabbit. I think I’ll send Nintendo a suggestion. “Sex Age” for the DS –Keep your sex young.
It used to be that sex was always in the forefront, hell, for the first seven years of my marriage we behaved like bunnies. Tried every position in the book, everywhere we could, for hours… Of course I did not work then and was just the cute wife with the sexy accent. My only job was to be horny and happy. Maybe I’ll apply for that job again. But then again I am 100% sure sex every night would kill my husband now, so a little procrastination will go a long way!
