Today I decided to do something about it. My husband and I are going on a diet!
I’ve been complaining lately about the pizza slice that grew in my ass and about looking like a beat up mattress so it is time to put a stop to it. We have purchased the Weight Watchers plan. Yikes, yikes yikes! It sounds like we are going to be adding and adding so we can subtract the pounds, it has so many rules that my head almost exploded when I read the book. Not only there is a lot to read but the plan comes with a calculator for your points, a pedometer, and a lovely bracelet that you can keep track of what you ate. Oh yeah right…there is no way in hell I will wear that. Luckily the program includes what they call “The Core Plan” where there is a list of what you can eat but you don’t have to keep track of the points. I think we’ll try that one first. Let’s see if the pounds melt away…
It is funny how most ladies start their married life skinny and in a shape other than round, then as the years go by their shape changes and the love handles appear. I have a theory on that… I think that we pork up after getting married because some of us keep all the sperm we get pumped with. Of course not everyone is the same, so some find a way to get rid of the little buggers while others like me keep them in the form of fat. I am ready to shed my sperm weight!
