Is it true or not that a woman can’t be happy without a penis?
We discussed that at lunch today. I know, I know, I have the best lunches. It is amazing to be free to talk to friends about any thing you want to. It is also funny to see the expression on people’s face when they only grasp portions of the conversation. Ha ha ha!
Can you imagine? You are having a power lunch with a friend or co-worker and once in a while you hear…”vagina”…”blow”…”amrita” (nah, no one knows what that is, and it is a topic for another day) You can just hear the pause in the conversation as people are trying to position themselves to hear better. We did not go for the shock value and were not trying to offend anyone but the conversation was just too heated to stop. Two lunches in a row talking about sex. Wow! (I should put an X-rated disclaimer in the top of this blog)
Back to the penis headline. A friend that I referred to as a lesbian, actually a girl that likes girls, more truly so, a girl that likes to have sex with girls would like to prove that theory wrong. I’m confused, are talking about the real ones or the store bought variety?
If a woman can do without a penis, then why there are so many shapes and sizes at your local kinky store? Are they just for guys? Some people have several, why? It is not like you buy a size that does not fit and you need a new one. It is not like you need to color coordinate with your shoes or purse. It is not so you can try different races; after all playing with a black dildo does not equal having had sex with a black man. It is not like they get old with use. So why? Is variety the spice of sex life?
Most of the ones I seen look like a real penis, although if a guy is that veiny down there he cannot be really thinking at all! Some of them are mushy feeling and better than the rigid ones but the purchased ones never feel like the real thing. And how about the half balls. Ha ha! They look more like a weapon. Ok, ok, back to the question… Can we girls do without one? Maybe we can do without a real one but not without the shape.
I think I am just threading water here and getting wet in the process. I don’t know the real answer, I have not yet felt any desire to shack up with a girl but of course I would never say never. Why should I? I do believe love and lust are both blind.
